The Republican candidates all say they will abolish Obamacare on Day One of their presidency.  What about Day Two?  They will tell the American people to stay healthy.

In Wednesday's debate, Rick Perry said that if you come to Texas and commit a heinous crime, you would be executed.  I expected Perry to add:  "And that means you, Ben Bernanke."

Candidate Jon Huntsman, the designated grown-up, warned Republicans not to be the anti-science party.  It takes guts to blow an endorsement from the Flat Earth Society.

Huntsman's statement was an obvious slam against Newt Gingrich who believes the Earth revolves around him.

Mitt Romney gave the impression that he wants to embrace the tea party, but the tea party says, "not on the first date."