Chicago schools haven't a prayer
The teachers are crying, "unfair!"
Why are they in a bind?
Why are kids left behind?
Richard Daley's no longer the mayor.

While repealing Obamacare, Romney promises to keep the parts that are popular in the battleground states.

Since bi-polar (flip flopping) is a pre-existing condition, Mr. Romney would benefit from the law.

Did you see that jerk lifting President Obama up off the floor?  He must have been warming up for Chris Christie.