Fifty thousand children walked across the border and without hesitation, Congress said, "we'll get to it as soon as we come back" from their ill-deserved vacation.
Congress taking the month of August off
Doing nothing must be tough.
Before they return let us ask ourselves
Will one month be enough?
For their vacation, I'd like to see them go
To Ukraine or the Gaza Strip.
Syria is lovely this time of year
And make it a one-way trip.
But they will be back with their usual attacks
Oh, it's going to be even drearier.
For the daily stump speech
Shouting, "We must impeach!"
While kissing the Tea Party's posterior.