Prediction: Same sex marriage in Utah will only lead to polygamy. Legal recreational marijuana in Colorado will lead to skiing without skis.
To spite the homophobia Putin, the US will be represented at the Olympics by a number of gay observers and athletes. To press the point, we should ask our straight athletes to become temporarily gay for the duration of the Games.
Kim Jong Il's method of killing his uncle -- feeding him to dogs, turned out to be false. I would think so. In North Korea, dogs don't eat people. It's the other way around.
Speaking of which - the Las Vegas consumer electronics convention featured a dog collar that monitors the animal's vital signs and transmits the data to the veterinarian. My, that NSA is busy, busy, busy.
Chris Christie claims he first heard about the damaging bridge emails after his morning workout. By all appearances, the governor has lost more credibility than actual weight, as Teddy Roosevelt, looking down on Christie, says, "Bully!"